Achmed
Once upon a time, Dale (not his real name), Floyd (not his real name),
and Jeanne (not her real name) were sitting in the F&M Cafeteria. In walked a
person dressed completely in black with long hair and an obvious aversion to
razors. Asked what his name was, he replied "Neil," which was not true.
Floyd wasn't so sure. Floyd thought this "Neil" person looked like a terrorist.
Floyd said so, and then went on to say that "Achmed" was a much better name for
a terrorist, than "Neil." They all lived anonymously for the rest of the summer.
THE END
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